Jar Jar’s character in Star Wars films gives us a laugh during the more serious action bits of the films. Well, I regularly like to call the NEW PRIMARY SCHOOL CURRICULUM the ‘Jar Jar Binks Curriculum’, because it’s a bit like a bad joke. Rubbish!
It’d be more funny if it was David Cameron being funny, but I’ve heard he actually thinks it’s good.
My tests have been this week. Mum went through some practice papers with me, but I still had no real clue what a preposition phrase, relative clause, conjunction statement or pronoun are… They are all blurring into one group of Stephen Hawkin’s madness.
Other bad bits this week:
– Poppy licking the teaspoon and putting it back in the honey jar
– Josh’s awful chewing noise when he eats apples
– I tried to avoid trouble by playing with a football at the edge of the school field one day, by myself, but then I got into trouble for not sharing it
– I wanted the lights out straight away at bedtime, but Mum stuck to the rule that everyone can read for half an hour to chill out. But how could I chill. I have SATS!!!!
Speaking of politics though… there is a better London Mayor, who promises a better LONDON, who has just been elected: House prices may go down, more police, free transport on the train, improvements to schools and he’s going to help London be more eco-friendly. I saw him give a speech. LOVED IT. You should look him up.
BUT….Watch out, Trump is about… I don’t mean a Fart – but Donald Trump – who is not allowed in the UK as he is racist and looks and acts like the old Mayor of London – A.K.A drunk!!
REALLY Hope HE doesn’t get elected.
BUT for me, SATS ARE OVER. YESSSSSSSS!
Happy weekend everyone!